zits! I'm freakin' 30 years old!!!
"For my 30th birthday, I got a volcanic mound on my chin to hang out with its other "friends" on my face. I'm too old for this crap! I've been on Accutane twice, used every salve, balm and elixir on my face and for once, all I want for Christmas is clear skin (and maybe porcelain veneers, but that's another story). I think I'm the only person in America who can't use ProActiv..."

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