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You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
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Oh man, I can hear it now. This could end up being like Jeff Foxworthy's, "You might be a redneck if&."
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
A guy from the paparazzi exits your hotel room at 6am smoking a cigarette. Hmmm.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
You drive on the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic. After all, you're a super star and you make your own damn rules!
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
You're proof your mom didn't know what the heck she was doing, and she's still writing a parenting book.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
Your 16 year old sister is pregnant, and you're the black sheep of the family.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
You have $30 million dollars and you still steal a $2.29 cigarette lighter.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
You start auctioning your clothes on ebay, with the tagline, "Smells like Britney."
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
You make to the "Top 10 List of Meltdowns - 2007"
You might be as whacked out as Britney when&
No housekeeper in the LA area will agree to clean your stench of a house, so you take up shack in a hotel where the staff has no choice but to change your sheets or get fired. Nasty!
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Posted by:
socalgal
(female, 40-ish)
(Posted 12/24/07)
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