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You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
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Oh man, I can hear it now. This could end up being like Jeff Foxworthy's, "You might be a redneck if…."
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
A guy from the paparazzi exits your hotel room at 6am smoking a cigarette. Hmmm.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
You drive on the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic. After all, you're a super star and you make your own damn rules!
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
You're proof your mom didn't know what the heck she was doing, and she's still writing a parenting book.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
Your 16 year old sister is pregnant, and you're the black sheep of the family.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
You have $30 million dollars and you still steal a $2.29 cigarette lighter.
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
You start auctioning your clothes on ebay, with the tagline, "Smells like Britney."
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
You make to the "Top 10 List of Meltdowns - 2007"
You might be as whacked out as Britney when…
No housekeeper in the LA area will agree to clean your stench of a house, so you take up shack in a hotel where the staff has no choice but to change your sheets or get fired. Nasty!
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Posted by:
socalgal
(female, late-30s)
(Posted 12/24/07)
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