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I don't know what's worse. When my dog farts when I'm watching TV, when my husband farts in bed and then rolls over so it smacks me in the face without warning, or my friend who likes hairless cats, drops bombs so bad I'm gagging. I got all three on Saturday night. Granted, I've heard that we all like to smell our own farts, but not other people's. I would just like to be warned. There's nothing worse than walking into that invisable cloud/force field of smell that is so strong, it can change your political views. One word of warning though. Never fart in the shower. Remember, heat rises so it literally wafts up right into your nose. Top of da mornin' to ya! What a way to start your day. Or, don't fart on the treadmill, especially when wearing headphones. You never know how loud it was.
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Posted by:
cstraw
(female, late-30s)
(Posted 8/15/05)
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Anonymous
(8/29):
nah, having a dog that farts is excellent, since you can always blame the dog.....
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Anonymous
(7/27):
I'm a teacher and love to fart surreptitiously as I walk around checking students work. Love to see their faces and the blame that goes around to each other.
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