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50 CENT!! YOU DARE THREATEN ME WITH BODILY HARM???!
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Mr. Cent:........ I wish to inform you that your most recent statements, made on your so-called "album" The Massacre (which shall, hereafter, be known as "THE ALBUM" or "your so-called 'album' The Massacre") has violated several sections of the the California Revenue and Taxation Code and the California Penal Code as well as violating the California Civil Code almost in it's entirety.........I am greatly appalled, sir, that you choose, in your cowardice, to attack me personally, not in my physical presence, but on the "Massacre" recordings, which we have in our possession. You say on THE ALBUM, and I QUOTE:....."I'll get at you / my knife cut ya skin / I'll get at you / blow shots at ya man." END QUOTE..........SIR! Obviously you are oblivious to Sec. 527.6(b) of The California Civil Code which states:..."'harassment' is unlawful violence, a credible threat of violence, or a knowing and willful course of conduct directed at a specific person that seriously alarms, annoys, or harasses the person, and that serves no legitimate purpose." END QUOTE.....By my count, you have threatened to murder, harass, rob, tresspass upon my associates and me 27 times during a single listen of THE ALBUM... Please do not waste the time of me or my firm by denying this - we have your claims om compact disc and mp3 formats which, we can assure you, were, albiet reluctantly, legally purchased.... You leave us no other choice but to sue you with much zeal and fury..... I, Zac Birnbaum, am awaiting return calls from several temp agencies throughout the city. Once assembled, said temporary assigns will be offered refrigerated reconstituted fruit juice and some sort of simple carbohydrate before getting down to the business of mounting our case against you.... Make no mistake - When we are finished with you, SIR, you will be so financially emaiated that your new moniker will be "*May I borrow* 50 Cent."... Regards!... Z. BIRNBAUM
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Z_Birnbaum
(male, late-30s)
(Posted 10/8/05)
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cstraw
(10/9):
I'll be surprised if you know WHY he calls himself 50 cent.
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Anonymous
(10/10):
In case "Z" doesn't know .. here's a quote from 50 Cent during an interview ..."I got the name 50 Cent from a gangster from the Fort Green Projects. He died, and every time they mention my name, that breathes life into him. It's not like Al Capone or John Gotti, it someone from the 'hood that wasn't active. He got killed, so I took on the name like that. It's actually from the 'hood, instead of from somebody that wouldn't even say "what's up" to me if I seen them in real life."
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matthewelync
(10/10):
He makes good Rap music, better than EMINEM. Birnbaum ....you must chill
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cstraw
(10/10):
but why was that original gangster called 50 cent?
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AlamoKid
(10/12):
Sorry cstraw .. searched & searched but could not find why or who the original gangsta was and even if he/she was called 50 cent. Someone MUST know! Maybe someone can email the 50 Cent homepage & find out?
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cstraw
(10/14):
Alamokid - He's called 50 cent because "it's about change"
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AlamoKid
(10/15):
Thanks cstraw! Makes 'cents'! lol
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Anonymous
(10/31):
everybody who thinks this guy is being serious in any of his rants is an absolute, fucking, banjo-playing deliverance character moron. read this guy's shit, it's all jokes
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honest_Injun
(12/16):
Hehehehehe sue away man.... you obviously have no clue about the law... I hope you spend lots of money sueing before you realise what a fool you really are... Do you think "50 cent" really cares Mister Z_Birnbaum???? He could buy a lawyer 10 times better than you and end up sueing you for harassment so do be careful dear boy!
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9999799
(5/28):
GET A LIFE!!!!!
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